I'm thirsty

It's currently 100 degrees in Boise, Idaho. I can't help thinking about the oft-used response of Phoenix residents when those who reside elsewhere remark about the blast-furnace heat of the desert in summer: "But it's a dry heat!" Ha! It's still 100 degrees and I don't care if the relative humidity is 12 percent. Bring me a glass of water. Please.

On the bright side, it's 96 degrees in Mission. I'd be baking either way.