Note to self on TP

The idea of a quadruple-sized toilet paper roll seemed like a good idea while at Freddy's yesterday. I fell under the spell of TP efficiency, or whatever you call the behemoth now sitting on the back of my toilet. The roll barely fit on the holder and was so big that it didn't move when I attempted to grab a few squares. And once I finish this roll, his three brothers await on the shelf.